Quotes

QUOTES

Words to live by...or shit that makes me laugh. Whatever. Oh, also -- song lyrics! Gotta love those.

Quotes

"Without music life would be a mistake."
    - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

“When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.”
    - Edgar Watson Howe

"Remember, information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth; truth is not beauty; beauty is not love; love is not music; music is the best."
    - Frank Zappa

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."
    - John Lennon

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
    - John Lennon

"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."
    - John Lennon

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
    - Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
    - Michael Corleone (The Godfather)

"A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
    - The Wizard (The Wizard Of Oz)

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
    - Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

"Murray, lend me twenty dollars or I'll call your wife and tell her you're in Central Park wearing a dress."
    - Oscar Madison (The Odd Couple)

"I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored."
    - Wayne Campbell (Wayne's World)

"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday, on what we learned during the week, will now take place on Monday, before we've learned it. But, since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
    - Mr. Turkentine (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

"Thank you for saving me from being righteoused to death."
    - House ("No More Mr. Nice Guy")

"Run him for everything you can think of: lepto, schisto, hemo, and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of."
    - House ("No More Mr. Nice Guy")

"I just spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a Hollaback girl is. All I know is that I want her dead."
    - Brian ("Deep Throats")

"Stewie: I'm the dog. I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.
Brian: I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim."
    - "Leathal Weapons"

"And God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'I'm sorry. Is this better? Check, check, check. Hey Jerry pull the high end out, I'm getting some hiss back here.'"
    - Stewie ("Road To Rhode Island")

"Lois Griffin: Look, Stewie, a note. You know, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris' pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie Griffin: Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch."
    - "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High"

"Chris (Luke Skywalker): [Luke destroys a TIE Fighter] I got one! I got one!
Peter (Han Solo): Great kid! Don't get penis-y!"
    - "Blue Harvest"

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
    - Gandalf (The Lord Of The Rings)

"Nobody dies a virgin because life screws us all."
    - Unknown

"And life is what you make of it -- always has been, always will be."
    - Unknown

"I want to live until I die...no more, no less."
    - Eddie Izzard

Lyrics

Life's a piece of shit when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
    - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" by Monty Python

Life is what happens to you
While you're busy making other plans
    - "Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)" by John Lennon

Sail on silver girl, sail on by, your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way, see how they shine
Oh, if you need a friend, I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind
    - "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon & Garfunkel

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
    - "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" by The Animals

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
    - "The End" by The Beatles

Baby, even the losers get lucky sometimes
Even the losers keep a little bit of pride
    - "Even The Losers" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

There's battle lines bein' drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
    - "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield

And when you finally fly away, I'll be hoping that I served you well
For all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell
But whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you win or lose
Forever young
    - "Forever Young" by Rod Stewart

The greatest thing you ever can do now
Is trade a smile with someone who's blue
    - "Friends" by Led Zeppelin

So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
    - "Galaxy Song" by Monty Python

And so dear friends
You'll just have to carry on
The dream is over
    - "God" by John Lennon

Hate is a strong word
But I really really really don't like you
    - "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)" by Plain White T's

And if you don't like it, then hey fuck you!
    - "Hey Fuck You" by Beastie Boys

Hot Topic is not punk rock!
    - "Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock" by MC Lars

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy
    - "I'm Only Sleeping" by The Beatles

If it don't feel right you don't have to do it
Just leave a message on the phone and tell them to screw it
After all is said and done you can't go pleasing everyone
So screw it
    - "I'm Stepping Out" by John Lennon

You wanna save humanity
But it's people that you just can't stand
    - "I Don't Wanna Face It" by John Lennon

If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad
If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?
    - "If It Makes You Happy" by Sheryl Crowe

The farther one travels, the less one knows
    - "The Inner Light" by The Beatles

And if you ever said you missed me then don't say you never lied
    - "Jude Law And A Semester Abroad" by Brand New

I'm gonna kick your ass
From here to right over there
    - "Karate" by Tenacious D

I don't blame you for being you
But you can't blame me for hating it
    - "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me" by Fall Out Boy

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
    - "Loser" by Beck

And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic
But when I say let's keep in touch
I really mean I wish that you'd grow up
This is the first song for your mix tape
It's short just like your temper
    - "Mix Tape" by Brand New

We should get jerseys 'cause we make a great team
But yours would look better than mine, 'cause you're outta my league
And I know that it's so cliche to tell you that every day
I spend with you is the new best day of my life
    - "Must Have Done Something Right" by Reliant K

And if in the end we should go
Both our separte ways I know
The lesson I've learned here is worth it all
    - "Nine Times Blue" by The Monkees

Don't be afraid to be the one to start it up
It's a party, once you turn it on, it's hard to turn it off
Listen to the music, turn it up, let it go
Take it in until you feel it, take control
Nobody dances anymore, nobody takes chances anymore
    - "Nobody Dances Anymore" by Brandtson

Nobody loves you when you're old and grey
Nobody needs you when you're upside down
Everybody's hollerin' 'bout their own birthday
Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground
    - "Nobody Loves You (When You're Down And Out)" by John Lennon

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away
    - "Sit On My Face" by Monty Python

Living is easy with eyes closed Misunderstanding all you see It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out It doesn't matter much to me
    - "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles

Don't worry bout a thing
'Cause every little thing is gonna be all right
    - "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley & The Wailers

If your time to you is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'
    - "The Times They Are A-Changin'" by Bob Dylan

Keep smiling through just like you always do
Til' the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
    - "We'll Meet Again" by Johnny Cash

I see friends shaking hands, saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying, "I love you."
    - "What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong

You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes, well you just might find
You get what you need
    - "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones